For Men: 7 Signs You Suck In Bed

Every man want to believe they are great in bed. And most women know this so they might not feel comfortable with coming out and telling you how terrible you are.

But fear not, her mouth may lie, but her actions won’t. Here are 10 signs you are not as good as you think you are. 1. She does not come back: Often times, men are so focused on the idea that the more varieties the better and believing that they only wanted one night with her anyway, so they do not notice that the girl does not even make any attempt to fix another date. Even a girl who is not interested in a serious relationship, will often come back for seconds if the s*x is good. When you realize that your partners just keep disappearing after one tryst with you, then maybe you should take a step back. And check yourself. 2. She hurts: The fact that you gave her a back-ache or she can’t walk after spending the night with you is not a reason to pat yourself in the back for a job well done. Great s*x do not hurt after, terrible s*x do.

3. She Has to Get Up Early the Next Day: Sure, it’s possible that she actually does have some place to be early in the morning. But if that’s the case, why did she come back to your apartment at 3 a.m. in the first place? There’s a chance she’s just a busy woman who keeps a tight schedule, but if she doesn’t stick around for seconds, then the meal probably wasn’t very good to begin with. 4.She gives you a lot of instruction: A little guidance here and there is okay, in fact, dirty talk during s*x can make for an exhilarating experience, but when the s*x session becomes a class session, then you are doing something wrong. If all you hear is “Oh, baby. Right there. No wait, there. No, over there…”, then you are not blowing her mind. 5. She asks if you’re done: Okay, she probably isn’t going to ask you that, but if it lasted less than ten minutes, you know she’s thinking it. Trust us, there are many dudes out there who a lot of guys reach climax too quickly. Sometimes it happens, and there’s not much you can do about it. If you are one of those, try focus a lot more on foreplay and give her a lot of time to warm up before the act, that way she is almost at her pick before the real action begin. 6: She Fakes It: You know when she’s faking it, you just don’t want to admit it to yourself. Maybe she moans too loud, or not loud enough, and she doesn’t go slightly cross-eyed like she usually does. It’s OK if you don’t get her off every time (as long as you’ve made an effort). But if it becomes a habit, she might upgrade to someone who can.

SAD NEWS!! 25-hour rain kills 7,submerged 30 houses in benin and ibadan!

A 25-hour heavy rain across three states left seven people dead in
Ibadan, Oyo State capital and 30 houses submerged in Benin, Edo
State, while paralysing business activities in the states.
The rain, which started in the evening of Sunday and continued for
most part of Monday, resulted in traffic snarls in all the affected cities
and towns, leaving many commuters stranded.
In Ibadan, although the Oyo State police command confirmed only two
people dead in Orita Challenge area of the city, residents of some
communities in Oluyole Local Government Area of the state claimed
five other people were swept away while attempting to cross a bridge,
which they did not know had collapsed.
One of the victims, said to be an unidentified elderly man, was said to
have disembarked from a commercial motorcycle and had attempted
to cross the flooded bridge at LAD Hospital area at about 8.00 a.m
on Monday.
He reportedly died when he slipped and hit his head on the slab of
the bridge.
The second incident, which occurred at about 11.30 a.m, involved a
commercial motorcyclist who also attempted to cross the flooded
bridge, as the water swept him and his female passenger off.
Though the passenger was rescued, the okada rider was not fortunate,
as he and his motorcycle were swept away.
His body was, however, found around 2.30 p.m about 200 metres
away from the spot where he was swept off by the flood.
Nigerian Tribune learnt that the remains of the two victims had been
deposited at the State Hospital mortuary at Ring Road, while the
female passenger was taken to a private hospital for treatment.
The state Commissioner of Police, Mohammed Indabawa, who
confirmed the story, said he had instructed his men to cordon off the
place so as to prevent further disaster.
It was gathered that the policemen, led by the Divisional Police Officer
in charge of Orita Challenge division, Daniel Alao, were still securing
the bridge as of the time of filing this report.
In Benin, the Edo State capital, the rain, that started at about 7.00
a.m, left no fewer than 15 houses submerged at Azinge Crescent,
Ihama Road, GRA, while, at least, three houses were nearly submerged
at Slaughter Street in Aduwawa.
At Aiguobasinmwin, the Customary Court of Appeal and the
secretariat of the Nigeria Broadcasting Commission (NBC) were
affected, while some houses and vehicles were submerged in the area.
It was the same story at Oza Street, off Sokponba Road in the Edo
State capital, as many vehicles were trapped and damaged inside the
flood at Ihama, Adesuwa and adjoining streets of Sapele Road
Businesses were paralysed in notable commercial areas such as Ring
Road, Forestry, Third Junction and New Benin, as retail outlets and
stores were locked as a result of the high intensity of the rain.
Other affected areas were Ugbioyokho, GRA, Ikpoba Hill, College Road,
Ekenwan Road, Textile Mills and Aduwawa.
Residents also stayed indoors, as many roads were impassable, while
people in flooded houses were seen trying to rescue their belongings
from the flood.
A woman, Cordelia Igbe, said her belongings and that of her
neighbours, including their houses, were submerged in the flood.
“I was in the office when I received a phone call from my neighbour to
come home quickly, as flood had entered my apartment.
“I had to take excuse from my boss and rushed home. What I saw was
not what I bargained for at all. I am really confused, I don’t know
what to do,” she lamented.
As of the time of filing this report, the rain had not stopped and the
effect could not be fully quantified.
When contacted on Monday afternoon, the state Commissioner for
Environment, Clem Agba, said he was in the state executive council
meeting and could not say anything because he had not been
properly briefed on the situation.
In Osogbo, the Osun State capital, the rain, which spanned over 20
hours, disrupted socio-economic activities in the state capital,
causing gridlock in some areas.
Though there was no recorded casualty, the rain prevented pupils of
private schools, who had already resumed for the new academic
session, from going to school.
Similarly, some civil servants found it difficult to resume at their duty
posts in time, owing to the incessant rain, as commercial
motorcyclists, popularly known as okada could not operate.
Nigerian Tribune gathered that the prolonged rain would have
wreaked havoc if not for the dredging of streams and other water
channels within the city by the state government.
Tribune

MEET Nigeria Top 5 Richest Pastors and How Much They Are Worth!!!

These days, millions of souls, desperate for financial breakthroughs, miracles and healing, all rush to the church for redemption.

God is good, especially if you’re a Nigerian pastor with some business savvy.
And while the bible expressly states that salvation is free, at times it comes with a cost: offerings, tithes, gifts to spiritual leaders, and a directive to buy literature and other products created by men of God.
Pastors are no longer solely interested in getting people to Heaven; they’ve devised intelligent ways to make good money while reaching out to souls.
Take Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, for example. He is the founder and lead pastor of the Christ Embassy, a thriving congregation with branches in Nigeria, South Africa, London, Canada and the United States.
His publishing company, Loveworld Publications, publishes ‘Rhapsody of Realities,’ a monthly devotional he co-authors with his wife.
It sells over 2 million copies every month at $1 apiece. He also owns television stations, newspapers, magazines, a hotel, a fast-food chain, and more.
Many other Nigerian pastors are similarly building multi-million dollar empires from their churches.
Today, pastors fly around in private jets, drive fancy cars like Daimlers, Porsches and BMWs, don Rolexes and Patek Phillipes, and own breathtaking mansions all over the world.
After the blog post I wrote in May about Nigerian pastors owning private jets, I was bombarded with emails from readers requesting to know the richest pastors in Nigeria.
So I set out to investigate the assets of some of Nigeria’s most prominent pastors, and I came up with conservative estimates of their fortunes.
I contacted representatives for all of the pastors and all except Matthew Ashimolowo’s representative confirmed ownership of the assets I list. Representatives for Pastor Ashimolowo did not respond to n
Bishop David Oyedepo
Affiliation: Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, aka Winners Chapel
Estimated net worth: $190 million
David Oyedepo is Nigeria’s wealthiest preacher. Ever since he founded the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry in 1981, it has grown to become one of Africa’s largest congregations.
The Faith Tabernacle, where he hosts three services every Sunday, is Africa’s largest worship center, with a seating capacity of 50,000.
Oyedepo owns four private jets and homes in London and the United States.
He also owns Dominion Publishing House, a thriving publishing company that publishes all his books (which are often centered on prosperity).
He founded and owns Covenant University, one of Nigeria’s leading tertiary institutions, and Faith Academy, an elite high school.
Pastor Chris Oyakhilome
Church: Believers’ Loveworld Ministries, a.k.a Christ Embassy
Estimated net worth: $100 million – $120 million
Last year, the charismatic preacher was at the center of a $35 million money laundering case in which he was accused of siphoning funds from his church to foreign banks.
Pastor Chris pleaded no wrongdoing and the case was eventually dismissed.
His church, Christ Embassy, boasts more than 40,000 members, several of whom are successful business executives and politicians.
Oyakhilome’s diversified interests include newspapers, magazines, a local television station, a record label, satellite TV, hotels and extensive real estate.
His Loveworld TV Network is the first Christian network to broadcast from Africa to the rest of the world on a 24 hour basis.
Prophet Temitope Joshua
Estimated net worth: $60 million – $80 million
Nigeria’s most controversial clergyman is also one of its richest and most philanthropic.
T.B Joshua heads the Synagogue Church of all Nations (SCOAN), a congregation he founded in 1987, which accommodates over 15,000 worshippers on Sundays.
The Pastor has remained controversial for several years for his inexplicable powers to heal all sorts of difficult to cure diseases, including HIV/AIDS, cancer and paralysis.
For miracle-craving worshippers, it’s the perfect seduction. The church currently has branches in Ghana, the United Kingdom, South Africa, and Greece.
In the past thre

LMAO! Nollywood titled new movie “ASUU STRIKE” + ” Limpopo Babes

Nollywood will kill people with their movies and hilarious titles.
The ongoing ASUU strike has inspired nollywood into making a
new movie and they titled it “ASUU STRIKE”,And also Kcee’s it
track limpopo is also on title. Nollywood non dey carry last oh!!!
SMH!!!!

‘Miss Kedike’ Chidinma Goes Topless In New Photoshoot

SHOCKER!!! I wanted to use human parts for money ritual Man caught with two human hands confesses!!

THE quest for wealth has sent many into taking desperate steps as residents of Masfala area of Ibadan, Oyo State were shocked to their marrow on Tuesday, September 17, when a polythene bag containing human parts was discovered in an uncompleted building by policemen who stormed the area at noon.
They were further amazed when the culprit turned out to be an herbalist, Abideen Raheem (35), who lives in a building very close to where the human parts were found. The parts were two hands cut from the wrists down.
The suspect is currently helping homicide detectives at the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Iyaganku, in their investigations into the case.
Crime Reports gathered that information about the presence of the body parts in the neighbourhood first got to Operation Burst operatives. They were joined by detectives from Ogbere police station, and when confronted with the body parts, Raheem confessed that he was the one who put them in the polythene bag but claimed that he took them from a dead body he found at Ibadan Toll Gate area.
When detectives went to the spot he claimed to have seen the dead body, no carcass was found, an indication that the suspect was economical with the truth.
Raheem however opened up at the CID during interrogation, confessing that he removed the hands and head from a corpse in a grave at Muslim cemetery at Aba Onde area on Monday September 9 and hid them beside the cemetery. He revealed that he went back a week after, precisely on September 16 to take the hands while he still kept the head there.
Police sources told Crime Reports that the head had been recovered from where it was kept, but the identity of the corpse remains unknown.
In an interview with Crime Reports, the deceased said it was his quest to become rich that pushed him to committing the act, saying that he knew he was in trouble when police came to arrest him. He also said that the act was his first attempt. The Ibadan indigene, who is married with three children, said he was an herbalist and also into poultry business. “I learnt the profession from a herbalist who is dead. My poultry business failed during last Ramadan period as I lost 100 birds.
“I went to Muslim burial ground at Aba Onde to exhume a corpse from a grave. I cut the hands and the head. I used my hands to dig the grave and cut the parts with the knife I took there. The corpse was already decomposing so it was not difficult. I wanted to use them for money ritual for myself.
“The Baba who trained me said if I got those parts, I would burn the hands along with a snail, a turtle and Sawepepe leaves and mix the ash with black soap. I would then put the soap on the head and would be using it to litter the floor of my room so that my business would get be boosted by the number of the clients that would be flocking my office for consultation,” he narrated.
Though he said he regretted his action, he stated that he would not have known that God existed indeed if he had not been caught. He pleaded for mercy from the government, promising not to do such again.
Confirming the story, the police image maker, Olabisi Okuwobi-Ilobanafor said that the state police commissioner, Mohammed Indabawa, had ordered the State CID to conduct further investigations into the case, adding that the suspect would be charged appropriately after the conclusion of investigations.

Source: tribune

SHOCKER!!! I wanted to use human parts for money ritual Man caught with two human hands confesses!!

THE quest for wealth has sent many into taking desperate steps as residents of Masfala area of Ibadan, Oyo State were shocked to their marrow on Tuesday, September 17, when a polythene bag containing human parts was discovered in an uncompleted building by policemen who stormed the area at noon.
They were further amazed when the culprit turned out to be an herbalist, Abideen Raheem (35), who lives in a building very close to where the human parts were found. The parts were two hands cut from the wrists down.
The suspect is currently helping homicide detectives at the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Iyaganku, in their investigations into the case.
Crime Reports gathered that information about the presence of the body parts in the neighbourhood first got to Operation Burst operatives. They were joined by detectives from Ogbere police station, and when confronted with the body parts, Raheem confessed that he was the one who put them in the polythene bag but claimed that he took them from a dead body he found at Ibadan Toll Gate area.
When detectives went to the spot he claimed to have seen the dead body, no carcass was found, an indication that the suspect was economical with the truth.
Raheem however opened up at the CID during interrogation, confessing that he removed the hands and head from a corpse in a grave at Muslim cemetery at Aba Onde area on Monday September 9 and hid them beside the cemetery. He revealed that he went back a week after, precisely on September 16 to take the hands while he still kept the head there.
Police sources told Crime Reports that the head had been recovered from where it was kept, but the identity of the corpse remains unknown.
In an interview with Crime Reports, the deceased said it was his quest to become rich that pushed him to committing the act, saying that he knew he was in trouble when police came to arrest him. He also said that the act was his first attempt. The Ibadan indigene, who is married with three children, said he was an herbalist and also into poultry business. “I learnt the profession from a herbalist who is dead. My poultry business failed during last Ramadan period as I lost 100 birds.
“I went to Muslim burial ground at Aba Onde to exhume a corpse from a grave. I cut the hands and the head. I used my hands to dig the grave and cut the parts with the knife I took there. The corpse was already decomposing so it was not difficult. I wanted to use them for money ritual for myself.
“The Baba who trained me said if I got those parts, I would burn the hands along with a snail, a turtle and Sawepepe leaves and mix the ash with black soap. I would then put the soap on the head and would be using it to litter the floor of my room so that my business would get be boosted by the number of the clients that would be flocking my office for consultation,” he narrated.
Though he said he regretted his action, he stated that he would not have known that God existed indeed if he had not been caught. He pleaded for mercy from the government, promising not to do such again.
Confirming the story, the police image maker, Olabisi Okuwobi-Ilobanafor said that the state police commissioner, Mohammed Indabawa, had ordered the State CID to conduct further investigations into the case, adding that the suspect would be charged appropriately after the conclusion of investigations.

Source: tribune