JOKE OF THE DAY(MOST READ)

Akpors arrived school very late & d following dialogue went btwn him & his teacher:

T: Why are you late Akpors, did i not warn u 2 stop late coming?
A: I'm sory sir, there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill on d roadside.
T: Oh, That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
A: No sir, I was standing on it.


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Akpors was talking to his teacher.
Akpors: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher:" Of course not."
Akpors: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."


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Akpors a securityman in a hotel:
Man: Hey, gentleman! Please call me a taxi.
Akpors: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.